Lazer Razor
Age: 53
Klever Moniker: the Jazz
Instrument: Homoerotic Holler-er
Turn Ons: -squid
-sharp things
-cake batter
Turn Offs: -dance school teachers
-cookie batter
Favorite non-Brazilian Pastry or Dessert: Russian cupcakes
Favorite Quote: "ooh, that smarts" -Random stab victim
