Jon E Swiftncool
Age: 29
Klever Moniker: Sweetcakes
Instrument: Lacerating Lyrics
Turn Ons: -vowels
-girls who don't read
-singing for you, girl
Turn Offs: -waffle nipples
- punctuation
Favorite non-Brazilian Pastry or Dessert: the Sahara
Favorite Quote: "Girl you know it's true....oooh oooh oooh... I love you." -Milli Vanilli
