
nov 9, 2003
THE KATS ARE BACK IN ACTION!!
New album to be released soon
featuring new singer.
World tour starting this winter...
oct 21, 2002
THIS JUST IN!!! JON E SWIFTNCOOL
finds bandmates not sexy enough!
Sells out entire band and cancels
sold out show for dirty hos...
oct 14, 2002
I. RON ROCKSTOOMUCH ODs in
hotel room. Doctors claim due
to "rocking too much"
oct 8, 2002
EXTRA EXTRA!!
LARRY 2 SCARRY smells bad!
Reasons belived to be a glandular problem.
sept 16, 2002
JON E SWIFTNCOOL has switched from Mennen
Speed Stick Antiperspirant to the new
Right Gaurd Extreme Power Strip Antiperspirant.
Why? Jon E: "It gives me better vocal range".
sept 3, 2002
I. RON ROCKSTOOMUCH sells out
band to persue other interests!
stay tuned!